What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:16
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
“Very Odd” New Sea Monster Identified After Decades of Mystery - SciTechDaily
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Fog of Trade War Is Causing Confusion About Price Increases - WSJ
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.